i rolled in some clover.

You know what really pisses off faeries? Finding out that the guy in charge and his former lady friend are one hundred percent human. Turns out we had to split kind of quick so here we are, Ironside again.

Nice to see that everyone is having the same problem, and that this wasn't just some kind of crazy curse gone horribly wrong. Or horribly right. Those assholes.

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Fuck this noise. New York is getting cold and crowded. I'm out.

Hey, your highness? So not sorry about the lackey. If you want to have me abducted, next time you should send more than one. Maybe make sure these are a little more accustomed to trying to breathe around iron knives.

When will people learn not to piss off reincarnates? Seriously. It's all fun and games until you're puking pennies in to one of those coin counter machines. Why's it always pennies, anyway? Can't you at least be a little helpful and let them puke nickles or something?

It wasn't me, for the record. Faerie curses aren't really my thing. You just see the weirdest things at those all night convenience stores.

My Caretaker says I need to be more social. So here it goes.

I've been around before, but for those of you that don't know, I'm Sasha, she's Kaye the pixie. Yes, like the faerie kind. No, we're not green. Nor do we make any kind of dust. We got stuck together about ten years ago, but I'm not one of those emo haters who mope about the voices in their head.

If you want more than that, you'll have to ask.

Just don't hold your breath.

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